So I want to email my new roommate to introduce myself, but I have no idea what I should say.
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
when ppl ask you what you plan on doing w/ your life just say you’re developing a lifestyle brand and when they ask for details say it’s in it’s early stages and for legal reasons you can’t go in depth about it